Can yucky fried chicken be good?

Ok so we Know you might have a desire to hate the Moon Man, but let me assure you he is harmless but extremely weird, so try to keep an open Mind.

With regards to the sheep, Herbert had gotten a school loan and he thought buying a small herd of sheep would be a good investment. He bought 25 sheep, but he needed to move them from 1 side of the state to another, well it would cut drasticly into his school m oney to hire a truck so he took the seats out of his Volvo and moved them 3 at a time from 1 far side of Massachesetts to the far other. I just happened to be traveling down the interstate and saw him cruising slowly and weaving all over the road. I sped up to see if it was in fact hime and saw 3 sheep in the car, looking out the windows,,,well obviously I had to ask him what he was doing. He pulled off at a rest stop and decided maybe the sheep needed a rest too, so out pour 3 sheep and him sitting on a crate. He herded the sheep over to the place for dogs to break, and I said what the hell are you doing? He said he was just moving his herd to the farm for winter. I like so many other travelers were stuck mouth agape like they had been hit by lightening, watching him try to herd sheep at a rest stop. He said he was going to try 7 trips with 3 and 1 with 4. Who was I to argue with the math.

The next bizarre occurence was when I was leasurely driving up a country road when I passed his car run off road, the tail end ass up and smoke pouring out the front. I turned around, and pulled over to see how bad he was hurt. To my amazement he was cooking a chicken in the middle of no where in a ditch. I asked uh are you cooking something to eat? He said yea I was going up here to see about some hay for my sheep and this chicken hauler was in my way and a chicken got out and the guy in front of me ran over it, so I thought hey lunch. Again I realized the power of human survival. He had a 4 way lug wrench on some rocks and a fire going and had pulled most of the feathers out and was grilling the bird on the wrench.